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Wednesday, November 10, 2010

How to Cook it Up...Informational Purposes Only

How to Cook Crack

Many people wonder how crack cocaine is actually made to further their knowledge on useless information. I’ve never actually cooked crack myself, but I’ve seen it done. This info is presented for solely to entertain the minds of the curious.
Do not cook crack people, its just one of those things that you just don’t do.


Materials Required: Cocaine powder, teaspoon, measuring cup, pan, baking soda.

  1. Pour about an ounce of cocaine in the measuring cup.
  2. Add about a teaspoon of baking soda.
  3. Fill with about 3/4 cup of water.
  4. Pour the mixture into the pan.
  5. The mixture will start to bubble. Get a knife and flatten the bubbles.
  6. Continue to flatten the mixture while cooking it.
  7. Cook it until it is solid white.
  8. Place the solid form of cocaine on a towel or napkin to drain.
  9. Place rocks in freezer for 15-20 minutes.
  10. Remove and fire it up.


Congrats, now you know how. Please, don't ever try this at home :)

42 comments:

  1. Good to know... now i can be a famous rapper!

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  2. hahahaha damn man you know your shit. i loe how you know your shit about drugs but your also smart about it. really says good things about how drug use and abuse completely depends on the person

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  3. ya danger that this can result in an explosion that could destroy the house and you in the attempt.

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  4. Imma cook myself some crack nigga

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  5. ive been cooking crack since i was 16 . like 8 yrs ago ,btw...dont do crack its the poor mans cocaine..and i still wonder why ppl who buy cocaine are better then the ppl who buy crack(nvm crackheads are crazy,cocaine ppl hide there addictions better heh) , oh well long as i get my money...

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  6. Nice post :p
    Does crack actively increase my potential at rap and hip hop music? + I saw a good pictorial tutorial for this too a while ago.

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  7. lol thanks for informing us how to make crack

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  8. never used crack but i know how to cook it
    keep up the good work you illegal bastard ;D

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  9. Nice info, too bad i'll never touch that shitt, it's whack!!

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  10. Your post is 99.8% taunt. Don't worry I don't have the first ingredient ;_;

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  11. I don't think I need this information

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  12. you've got some very interesting thoughts

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  13. Wow, it's awesome to know I'll never need to know this!

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  14. As I understand you're cutting cocaine with just a small ammount of baking soda, how does it lower the price that much? Are doses a lot smaller or what?

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  15. Even though I do not smoke crack, nor do any drugs by that matter, I found this post very informative, its not everyday I stumble upon a recipe for crack (in fact this is the first time ever)

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  16. Hahhaha thanks for the info, but I don't need that! :P

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  17. Finally! Now I can quit my job and start making some real money.

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  18. So it's like watered down cocaine? lol

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  19. I think I'll do this right now, but with scrambled eggs.

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  20. information that I will probably never use in my life... :D

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  21. good info, will look forward to the next one

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  22. lol dont think ill ever need this

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  23. In the immortal words of Whitney Houston: "Crack is Whack!"

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  24. Wow. Can't say I 100% approve of this post but then again I would like to see you do something about home-distilling or something.

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